Tuesday, April 7, 2015

The Very Hungry Caterpillar


It is spring, and we have nine more weeks of school!
ALLELUJAH!!
We can do this....we can do this....we can do this!
We're in the home stretch!
The light at the end of the tunnel is on and facing us!
At the end of the year, I just love to read: 
The Very Hungry Stressed Out Teacher
Uuuuuuuhhhh...I mean
The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle.

I'll share a little secret...
I can't stop putting food in my mouth.
Stressed much?
Puh-reach!
Ummm..vmawfm....me????
LOL
Ok, that was funny!
Of course not!
-as I brush crumbs off my my chest- 
You mean you're NOT supposed to have crumbs on your chest?
It's all good!
Let me just take a bite of a peanut butter cup.
Soooo not good for me....
but sooooo very necessary at the same time.
Oreo?  Uh, Double Stuff?! Anyone?  No?  More for me then!

Here's a quick freebie for all of our blogging buddies out there!
Hopefully you all have much better self control than I do.
You must.
I'm feeling sick.
Where's my green leaf?

....and in honor of Regina's Freebie...

On Monday, the hungry teacher ate through one apple
but she was still hungry.  
Crunch, crunch, crunch!
(I mean really?  Why are apples the symbol of teachers everywhere?!)

On Tuesday, the hungry teacher ate through an entire bag
of Skinny Pop popcorn but she was still hungry.
Munch, munch, munch!
(It was Skinny Pop not movie theater butter...just saying)

On Wednesday, while she was grading papers
the hungry teacher ate through an entire bag of bite sized 
Reese's peanut butter cups.
Inhale!
(In her defense, they were bite size!)

On Thursday, the hungry teacher ate 
through an entire roll of Girl Scout cookies 
but she was still hungry. 
(C'mon now.  We should all support a great organization like the Girl Scouts!)
I buy the Chocolate Mint ones every year!

On Friday, the hungry teacher ate through a few 
100 calorie snack bags but she was still hungry.
(Again, 100 calories isn't too bad right?)
I think it really depends on how many
of those bags I open at one time.

100 + 100 = 200
200 + 200 = 400
400 + 400 = 800
Oh wait, you said "a few".....Bwa-ha-ha!

On Saturday, the hungry teacher was so 
exhausted from her week she took a nap.
....ZZZZZZZZZ...
Can you say sugar coma?

On Sunday, the hungry teacher decided that she needs
to chill out on the snacks because after
spring comes summer.
She'll have a lot of time on her hands 
to get into that swimsuit.
AW SNAP!
YIKES!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjylOkfka4eRjNxckx1RnZ2UDQ/view?usp=sharing


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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjylOkfka4eRjNxckx1RnZ2UDQ/view?usp=sharing

Happy Spring!
And close the cookie jar!
Those are mine!
Not if I get there first!